Total Medals Earned: 550 (From 87 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,325 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/13 (20/390 points)
defeat the forbidden zombie on easy difficulty
defeat camilla on easy difficulty
whip a midpoint orb to refill hp and daggers
defeat dracula on easy difficulty
defeat death on easy difficulty
defeat the forbidden zombie on hard difficulty
obtain a score of 25000 or higher
defeat death on hard difficulty
defeat camilla on hard difficulty
beat the game on any difficulty without losing a life
defeat dracula on hard difficulty
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Buy everything
Blue knight wins!
Orange knight wins!
Red knight wins!
Green knight wins!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (20/490 points)
Buy Night Trap on SEGA-CD
Buy a Sega Saturn
Go near bankruptcy
Buy a Nintendo N.E.S. and it's R.O.B.
Buy a Magnavox Odyssey, the first home console!
Buy Final Fantasy VII
Buy a Street Fighter II arcade cab
Buy a prototype of the canceled SNES-CD project
Buy an original Puckman arcade cab
Play for at least 20 weeks
Collect all items!
Earn 10.000$!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/310 points)
You were literally roasted.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
Well, that was disgusting.
You are officially a cannibal.
Please give me money. Please.
Medals Earned: 29/54 (200/480 points)
play 100 in-game weeks
write 5 books
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
play 250 in-game weeks
buy an apartment
buy a computer
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have $5000
self publish a book
have $10000
write 25 books
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/500 points)